** Onions are NOT my friend.
** Every time I see a Smart Car, I can’t help but giggle.
** Being in three different places at one time is, unfortunately, at the top of my to-do list.
** Cloning myself seems like a pretty freaking awesome idea.
** Drastic times call for drastic measures — of wine.
** Homework is dead to me at this point in the school year.
** I’m sorry, but not everyone deserves a trophy.
** If you leave a Rice Krispie Treat unattended, it WILL get eaten.
** Martha Stewart would have a hay day with my house’s current state of disarray.
** Watching the National Spelling Bee makes me realize just how many words I could never ever use in a sentence.
** Despite what I might think, God does not give me more than I can handle.
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