Things I’ve Learned This Week


** Onions are NOT my friend.

** Every time I see a Smart Car, I can’t help but giggle.

** Being in three different places at one time is, unfortunately, at the top of my to-do list.

** Cloning myself seems like a pretty freaking awesome idea.

** Drastic times call for drastic measures — of wine.

** Homework is dead to me at this point in the school year.

** #TBT has gotten totally #OOC.

** I’m sorry, but not everyone deserves a trophy.

** If you leave a Rice Krispie Treat unattended, it WILL get eaten.

** Martha Stewart would have a hay day with my house’s current state of disarray.

** Watching the National Spelling Bee makes me realize just how many words I could never ever use in a sentence.

** Despite what I might think, God does not give me more than I can handle.


This entry was posted in mom blog, mom trying to stay sane blog and tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink.

One Response to Things I’ve Learned This Week

  1. Tammy Soong says:

    I learned if I go for a walk without my hat, it instantly ages me 5 years. Permanently.

    I really need new couch cushions. My dog sheds in a sort of extraordinary way. I’m wondering if these things could work together somehow.

    And I’m with you on the homework.

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *