** The world needs more creative photobombers.
** If you drive like Mario Andretti through a parking lot full of kids, you’re a giant jackass.
** Winter is apparently going to last until next winter.
** An unidentifiable smell in your car makes for such a pleasant driving experience.
** I need to find a new hiding place.
** A Chatty Kathy masseuse is as bad as a blind makeup artist.
** Spring sports in Chicago are only fun to watch if you like wearing your parka in the pouring down rain.
** Bad grammar brings out the red-penned teacher in me.
** Not monitoring your kid’s cell phone activity is one step away from a naked photo scandal.
** Thinking is evidently something that my kids don’t want me to do.
** Donald Sterling is as welcome at an NBA game as a hooker is in church.
** Parenting and sleep are like oil and water.
** Despite what I might think, God does not give me more than I can handle.
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