Things I’ve Learned This Week

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** The world needs more creative photobombers.

** If you drive like Mario Andretti through a parking lot full of kids, you’re a giant jackass.

** Winter is apparently going to last until next winter.

** An unidentifiable smell in your car makes for such a pleasant driving experience.

** I need to find a new hiding place.

** A Chatty Kathy masseuse is as bad as a blind makeup artist.

** Spring sports in Chicago are only fun to watch if you like wearing your parka in the pouring down rain.

** Bad grammar brings out the red-penned teacher in me.

**┬áNot monitoring your kid’s cell phone activity is one step away from a naked photo scandal.

** Thinking is evidently something that my kids don’t want me to do.

** Donald Sterling is as welcome at an NBA game as a hooker is in church.

** Parenting and sleep are like oil and water.

** Despite what I might think, God does not give me more than I can handle.

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One Response to Things I’ve Learned This Week

  1. m88 says:

    Hi there mates, good post and good arguments commented here, I am in fact enjoying
    by these.

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