Things I’ve Learned This Week

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** Jet lag is not really the vacation souvenir I had in mind.

** Even the eyes in the back of my head have bags underneath them.

** Just because there’s a bandwagon does not mean you have to jump on it.

** Remembering the 5,000 usernames and passwords I’ve created is damn near impossible.

** Oscar Pistorius is about as believable as OJ Simpson.

** My name should be changed to “Keeper of Everyone’s Crap“.

** Taking a quick nap in the parking lot is sounding like a better and better idea.

** If your toenails are longer than your fingernails, I don’t think we can be friends.

** It’s REALLY hard to think when your brain cells have all left the building.

** Happiness is watching a dog chase his own tail.

** I actually like the heat but would still prefer to stay out of the kitchen.

** Despite what I might think, God does not give me more than I can handle.

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One Response to Things I’ve Learned This Week

  1. Mom2Trplts says:

    My name is slightly longer. Keeping Track Keeper of Everyone’s Crap. Welcome home.

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