Things I’ve Learned This Week


** Parting your hair on the opposite side feels like wearing your shoes on the opposite feet.

** Siri evidently hates me.

** When your boy/girl twins share a bathroom, your son may very well end up taking a bath in scented sparkles.

** Dottie Sandusky is about as trustworthy as Goatdog is with a plate of bacon on the counter.

** You know you’re either older or wiser when you wanna go to bed before your kids.

** Going out to lunch reminds me how much I hate to make lunch for myself.

** The coat closet in our foyer stores just about everything BUT coats.

** Automated phone systems are a true test of the ol’ attention span.

** I might start pulling out my own teeth so that the Tooth Fairy visits ME for a change.

** An airplane can apparently just disappear into thin air, which totally restores my faith in flying.

** The mirrors in department store dressing rooms are clearly from the funhouse.

** Despite what I might think, God does not give me more than I can handle.



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One Response to Things I’ve Learned This Week

  1. Kat says:

    I like to think that I’m older AND wiser when I go to bed before my kids 😉

    I’ll take a conversation (and a plate of bacon) with Goatdog over Dottie any day! I’d walk away feeling cleaner…..

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