** I’m not good at getting lucky.
** Child labor is more expensive than it used to be.
** A little piece of me dies every time people “REPLY ALL” to a group email.
** I could buy my kids 10,000 pairs of gloves at the start of winter, and they will manage to lose all but half a pair by spring.
** There’s more trash in my purse than there is in the wastebasket.
** It sure would be nice to be one of those people who seem to do nothing but vacation.
** Magazines with multiple perfume samples should be illegal. Cause, gag.
** Sadly, manners seem to be in danger of extinction anymore.
** A day without having to drive a carpool is like a day at the spa. (Well, not really, but it certainly is nice.)
** TMI is when your kid comes home from school and tells you who puked what in the hallway at school.
** I should really stop buying dog biscuits since Goatdog apparently prefers Nerf bullets.
** Despite what I might think, God does not give me more than I can handle.
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