** Whoever sent the Polar Vortex an invitation to return is in need of a good ass kicking.
** If I wanted to live in Antarctica, I would’ve moved to Antarctica.
** My lips might very well just chap right off my face.
** Cabin fever does CRAZY things to one’s mind.
** Watching the weather forecast is just as depressing as watching the news.
** Friends don’t let friends walk around with unibrows.
** My husband LOVES it when I accidentally buy yet another box of pasta when we already have 5 boxes in the pantry.
** Planning for summer camp schedules is more difficult than planning for retirement.
** The smoke alarm in our basement is apparently going to beep for ALL OF ETERNITY.
** The relationship my son has with homework is similar to the one I have with laundry.
** It’s kind of hard to run on the treadmill when all you’ve brought to the gym are your big, clunky snow boots.
** The equator never looked more attractive to me.
** Despite what I might think, God does not give me more than I can handle.
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