Things I’ve Learned This Week


** If I looked like David Beckham, I’d be naked ALL the time.

** I’m a firm Belieber that Justin needs a big ol’ time out.

** Scooping dog turds in the frigid air should earn one a reward of some kind.

** Falling off the workout wagon is easy.  Getting back on it is not.

** The happiest place on earth would be a whole lot happier if it sold liquor and gum.  (No offense, Walt.)

** If my tires and/or sanity survive the potholes of Chicago winter, it’ll be nothing short of a damn miracle.

** I may or may not owe one or all of you a text, an email, a phone call or a tweet.

** Living out of a suitcase ranks right up there with living out of a laundry basket.

** Nobody accepts responsibility for their farts in this house.

** The kitchen table has once again become a graveyard of crap.

** We are only 147 days away from Summer 2014, but who’s counting?

** Despite what I might think, God does not give me more than I can handle.


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3 Responses to Things I’ve Learned This Week

  1. Mo says:

    I agree, Justin Bieber most certainly needs a time out. A loooooonnng one. Like maybe till he’s 30. Maybe then he’ll realize what an ass he’s made of himself. Love your “Things I’ve Learned” posts!

  2. Kat says:

    Please, somebody, give Bieber a slap upside the head and send him to the corner to think about his actions!

    I don’t want to look like David Beckham, I want to be WITH him (yes, preferably naked).

    What have I learned – the online university course I have signed up for may just be a little more challenging that I thought it would be (not a bad thing, really)

  3. jennifer says:

    the Bieb will prob burn out young…

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