** Cancer is a giant, life-stealing asshole.
** Pushing a grocery cart through a slushy parking lot is both a good arm workout & a true test of one’s patience.
** Multiple days of school closings make you long for a liquor store delivery service.
** Very few people cover their mouths when they sneeze.
** There are a crap-ton of germs shooting through the air.
** The Chatty McKathy on the airplane is, unfortunately, ALWAYS seated next to me.
** Laughing is the best ab workout you could ever possibly do.
** And if you can’t laugh at yourself, I’m sure I could find someone to do it for you.
** Saying to hell with it and going to meet your friends is WAY more important than trying to tame your 1980’s-looking hairdo.
** For me, stress and Imodium A-D go together like happy hour and 2-for-1 cocktails.
** Never ever miss an opportunity to hug the ones you love.
** Despite what I might think, God does not give me more than I can handle.
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