Things I’ve Learned This Week

 

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** Cancer is a giant, life-stealing asshole.

** Pushing a grocery cart through a slushy parking lot is both a good arm workout & a true test of one’s patience.

** Multiple days of school closings make you long for a liquor store delivery service.

** Very few people cover their mouths when they sneeze.

** There are a crap-ton of germs shooting through the air.

** The Chatty McKathy on the airplane is, unfortunately, ALWAYS seated next to me.

** Laughing is the best ab workout you could ever possibly do.

** And if you can’t laugh at yourself, I’m sure I could find someone to do it for you.

** Saying to hell with it and going to meet your friends is WAY more important than trying to tame your 1980’s-looking hairdo.

** For me, stress and Imodium A-D go together like happy hour and 2-for-1 cocktails.

** Never ever miss an opportunity to hug the ones you love.

** Despite what I might think, God does not give me more than I can handle.

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