Things I’ve Learned This Week

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** The weatherman seems to be telling us all to go back to our warm beds until April.

** It would be AWESOME if I was the octopus my children seem to think I am.

** When you tell your husband to pick up “holiday-ish” paper plates at the grocery store, you evidently need to specify WHICH holiday.

** If the limbs weren’t actually attached to their bodies, my kids would no doubt leave an arm or a leg behind.

** My alarm clock is a cruel, cruel son of a bitch.

** Seat heaters make me happy.

** The holidays bring out the very best & the very WORST in people — hello, crazy drivers!!!!

** Socks slipping down into your boots is yet another downside to Winter.

** I love not cooking.

** Women should stop trying to wear “bitchy” as an accessory — it’s just really not a good look.

** Every time I think I’m done with my shopping, I remember yet another person I’ve forgotten.

** December might very well be the month I turn to prostitution as a career.  Holy expensive!!!!

** Despite what I might think, God does not give me more than I can handle.

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2 Responses to Things I’ve Learned This Week

  1. Seat heaters make me happy, too! LOL — Just got a new car with them and I think I’m in love.

    Stopping over from Bloggy Moms ~

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