Things I’ve Learned This Week


** The mayor of Toronto is a walking Saturday Night Live skit.

** Accidentally leaving bags in the bottom of your grocery cart really really sucks, especially during a tornado warning.

** According to what my daughter told her friend, she’s running a Turkey “Twat” next week.  Awesome.

** I swear, my kids’ bathroom is a science experiment waiting to happen.

** It would be a REALLY nice change of pace if I didn’t get asked to donate to this or to that every freaking time I check out of a store.

** Kim Kardashian has apparently given up bras.  And possibly even shirts.

** Supervising homework sans wine is a true test of one’s patience.

** My son’s favorite outfit is his birthday suit.

** I’m not sure who annoys me more during the day — the barking dog or the telemarketers.

** I find myself quoting Doug Heffernan A LOT lately.

** You know you’re in trouble when you’re consistently ready for bed before your kids are.

** John Mayer was wrong — MY PURSE is the real wonderland.

** My short people go through more cups during the day than a keg party at a frat house.

** Despite what I might think, God does not give me more than I can handle.


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6 Responses to Things I’ve Learned This Week

  1. Kat says:

    We here in Montreal are loving Mayor Rob Ford of Toronto; he’s taking the attention off our dumbass mayors of the last couple of years. I still can’t get over his eating pussy remarks, lol!!

    My kids go through cups and glasses like crazy too! I mean, really, can’t they reuse a glass?

    Turkey “twat” ??

  2. Debbie Tom says:

    I learned with so many downs and struggles with my kids it just takes a few sweet little moments to make it all worthwhile.

  3. Mom2Trplts says:

    Normally I love your Things I’ve Learned This Week…. this week? Epic. (Is there some syndrome associated with placing all groceries ON TOP of the bags you bring to the market? Like Bag-a-market-food-on-topia?)

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