** I may or may not know something about the lack of Kit Kat’s in our Halloween candy stash.
** Costumes should really be a part of every day.
** Pumpkin guts smell ten kinds of funky.
** Holidays should only be on weekends.
** Rain and trick-or-treating go together like daylight and vampires.
** Goatdog is my co-pilot.
** You’re never too old to eat a PB&J.
** If you don’t remove last year’s pants from your son’s closet, he will insist on wearing capris to school.
** Bedtime meltdowns are about as fun as a stomach flu.
** A surprise bouquet of flowers can score a husband some serious brownie points.
** The end of October means a month of kissing a damn porcupine.
** Despite what I might think, God does not give me more than I can handle.
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