Things I’ve Learned This Week

** I might very well be the most unorganized person on the earth.

** Bite-sized candies can kiss (but not stick to) my ass.

** The only person who hates homework more than my son is me.

** Kids can go from Sweetheart to Demon in zero point two seconds.

** For the life of me, I’ll never understand what my children have against flushing the damn toilet.

** Insomnia is like a pimple that pops up at the absolute worst possible time.

** Not even Red Bull could give me wings lately.

** Contrary to popular opinion, a school zone sign does NOT mean to drive like you’re in the Indy 500.

** I kinda want to be a professional photobomber when I grow up.

** The skunks are trying to outnumber the people in our neighborhood.

** Haunted houses apparently don’t scare me anymore.  (Maybe it’s because I’ve seen scarier things in my kids’ bathroom.)

** Sitting next to the grill at a Japanese steakhouse makes me feel a little too much like Michael Jackson in the Pepsi commercial.

** Despite what I might think, God does not give me more than I can handle.


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6 Responses to Things I’ve Learned This Week

  1. Kat says:

    As far as organization goes, I think that you and I may be in competition for that top honour. I’m so tired lately that I feel like a bear about to go into hibernation, except that I’m not so lucky.

    Just think, Halloween is coming up with those bite-sized chocolate bars which you can almost feel virtuous eating if you don’t eat 20 of them 😉

  2. Marta says:

    The toilet thing slays me. Why is it so hard to flush?

  3. I learned this week that I’m not feeling the whole idea of essay writing.

  4. Becky says:

    How many people actually remember the Pepsi commercial? LOL

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