Things I’ve Learned This Week

** I have approximately 0% of my time to dedicate to writing anymore.

** When someone says, “You look tired“, what they’re really saying is, “You look like shit.”

** For some reason, sitting around doing nothing all day makes you REALLY hungry.

** I can kill a fly with my bare hands.

** I may or may not be related to Mr. Miyagi.

** It’s a double-edged sword when you teach your kids what a dutch oven is.

** Carpools are so much better when someone else is driving them.

** I am apparently NOT a ninja.  (Dammit!!!)

** You can really never have too many awesome t-shirts in your closet.

** My kids like to tell me things AT THE VERY TIP TOP OF THEIR LUNGS.

** Packing this family up for a road trip takes longer than the damn road trip.

** Spouses should be able to read your mind when it really matters.

** Despite what I might think, God does not give me more than I can handle.



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4 Responses to Things I’ve Learned This Week

  1. Hey! You told me I looked tired yesterday!

    • nuckingfutsmama says:

      I did???? Well, clearly I didn’t mean that you looked like shit. “Tired” meant “pretty”. 😉

  2. Marta says:

    I’m with you 100% on the having 0% time to write and then I feel guilt about it. And I am tired, and probably DO look like shit. All very important things to learn.

  3. You are very right about the “you look tired” comment. Also, some of the things you learned this week are related. For example, you look “tired” from packing your family up for a road trip and because your spouse can’t read your mind! 🙂

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