Things I’ve Learned This Week

** I guess I accidentally skipped a week of keeping track of what I’ve learned.  Oopsy.

** The beach is truly my happy place.

** Soap operas really are unnecessary when you can just read your Facebook feed.

** Some of my kids’ actions might lead one to believe they’ve been raised by cave people.

** I continue to spend more time in my car than I do in my bed.

** You realize just how unfair life is when your husband Soul Cycles next to Bradley Cooper out in LA while you’re scooping dog poop back at home in Chicago.

** Justin Bieber needs a REALLY long time-out.

** The fruit fly invasion has evidently begun.

** It’ll be a miracle if my children still have teeth left after all the crap they’ve eaten this summer.

** Cocktails are so much better when somebody else makes them.

** A carpool full of B.O. rivals a carpool full of farts.  Trust me on this one.

** I’ve completely forgotten what peace and quiet sound like.

** Despite what I might think, God does not give me more than I can handle.

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3 Responses to Things I’ve Learned This Week

  1. Ally says:

    Bradley Cooper? Life really is unfair. As in, I would have gotten whiny and pathetic upon hearing that from my husband. 😉

  2. CJ says:

    Ok. Love your posts. Will definitely be following.

    Bradley Cooper vs. Dog Poop. I am sure you will remember that forever.
    And ‘I am a witness’ to the B.O. vs. Farts.
    Farts move on…B.O. sticks around until it meets soap.

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