Things I’ve Learned This Week

** It should at least count as working out if you wore your workout clothes all day long.

** When you wake up at 4 AM and think you smell someone making toast, it’s most likely just wishful thinking.

** Summer makes it pretty much impossible to concentrate.

** Googling pictures of spider bites is sure to make you feel like barfing.

** My parents really should’ve named me Chrissy Snow.

** Just because it’s called “Sidewalk Paint” does not mean it’ll be used on the actual sidewalk.

** Apparently, Kim Kardashian gave birth to a compass.

** Awesome neighbors make everything better.

** Two people in a hammock is tricky.  Three people in a hammock is disastrous.

** My kids didn’t get the memo that I only like wine without the “h“.

** Two of the most infuriating words at this time of the year are “I’m” and “bored“.

** Despite what I might think, God does not give me more than I can handle.

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One Response to Things I’ve Learned This Week

  1. Kat says:

    They’re already saying “I’m bored”?! Oh my, it looks like you’ll need plenty of wine without the “h”…….

    Please don’t get me going with Kim and Kanye; what a couple of dipsticks!

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