** The revolving door of kids, dirt, and craziness must mean it’s FINALLY Summer.
** Moms should get a cut of all lemonade stand profits.
** And somebody totally needs to have an ADULT lemonade stand.
** Sand will take over the floors of my car and my house from now until September.
** Lake Michigan feels great — if you like swimming in a giant pool of ice.
** If I had a dollar for every time Goatdog barks at absolutely nothing whatsoever, my bank account would rival Oprah’s.
** The gazillion and one papers and projects that have come home from school need to slowly start “disappearing”.
** If you give ’em an inch, they’ll take a mile. Plus a completely different exit ramp.
** I need to start saying no to things more often.
** Cause the only thing I wanna RSVP yes to is an invitation to stay in bed all day.
** Scooping dog poop while juggling an iPhone will no doubt end badly.
** Despite what I might think, God does not give me more than I can handle.
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