Things I’ve Learned This Week

** The revolving door of kids, dirt, and craziness must mean it’s FINALLY Summer.

** Moms should get a cut of all lemonade stand profits.

** And somebody totally needs to have an ADULT lemonade stand.

** Sand will take over the floors of my car and my house from now until September.

** Lake Michigan feels great — if you like swimming in a giant pool of ice.

** If I had a dollar for every time Goatdog barks at absolutely nothing whatsoever, my bank account would rival Oprah’s.

** The gazillion and one papers and projects that have come home from school need to slowly start “disappearing”.

** If you give ‘em an inch, they’ll take a mile. ┬áPlus a completely different exit ramp.

** I need to start saying no to things more often.

** Cause the only thing I wanna RSVP yes to is an invitation to stay in bed all day.

** Scooping dog poop while juggling an iPhone will no doubt end badly.

** Despite what I might think, God does not give me more than I can handle.

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