** Surprisingly, a quiet house kinda creeps me out.
** Mother Nature is a ruthless Bitch with a capital “B“.
** “The Great Gatsby” was unfortunately not all that great.
** I would get lost inside a cardboard box. (No, seriously, how do I get out of this thing?)
** Grown men fighting in a bar is the very definition of STUPIDITY.
** When you’re a parent and your head itches, you automatically think LICE.
** You can take the kids out of the campsite, but you can’t take the campsite out of the kids. (Pee-you!)
** Garrett’s caramel popcorn is ridonkulously addictive.
** A bath is so much more fun when bubbles are involved.
** Little League games continue to make my heart hurt.
** “Don’t bounce the ball in here” must evidently sound like “Bounce the crap out of the ball in here.”
** My kids would rather die from exhaustion than ever admit to being tired.
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