Things I’ve Learned This Week

** Surprisingly, a quiet house kinda creeps me out.

** Mother Nature is a ruthless Bitch with a capital “B“.

** “The Great Gatsby” was unfortunately not all that great.

** I would get lost inside a cardboard box.  (No, seriously, how do I get out of this thing?)

** Grown men fighting in a bar is the very definition of STUPIDITY.

** When you’re a parent and your head itches, you automatically think LICE.

** You can take the kids out of the campsite, but you can’t take the campsite out of the kids.  (Pee-you!)

** Garrett’s caramel popcorn is ridonkulously addictive.

** A bath is so much more fun when bubbles are involved.

** Little League games continue to make my heart hurt.

** “Don’t bounce the ball in here” must evidently sound like “Bounce the crap out of the ball in here.”

** My kids would rather die from exhaustion than ever admit to being tired.

 ** Despite what I might think, God does not give me more than I can handle.

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