Things I’ve Learned This Week

** The longer you watch t.v. at night, the stupider the commercials get.

** North Korea needs a giant chill pill.

** I seriously hate sleepovers.

** It’s not so bad to be poked by a hot doctor.

** Rick Pitino may very well be a vampire.

** When you send your husband to buy cleats for your son, he may or may not come back with shoes that could fit YOU.

** I’ve smelled entirely too much dog poo lately.

** Manners need to make a serious comeback in this world.

** “Mother of the Year” is totally overrated anyway.

** Contrary to popular opinion, I’m actually NOT a short order cook.

** Spring in Chicago continues to be a huge pile of BS.

** April might just be the month when my mind finally explodes.

** Despite what I might think, God does not give me more than I can handle.

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