Things I’ve Learned This Week

** I most certainly did NOT inherit my mom’s hair-braiding skills.

** Apparently, Gap Kids sells husky-sized skinny jeans.  Anybody else confused?

** Winter can kiss my lily-white patootie.

** However, the thought of the approaching swimsuit season scares the holy Thin Mints out of me.

** Dropping your iPhone into a pile of snow is never a good thing.

** I’m as good at following directions as I am at being on time.

** Stepping on an overripe banana feels eerily similar to stepping on an overripe turd.

** People post entirely too many pictures of their food online.

** Cereal.  It’s what’s for dinner.  Every.  Freaking.  Night.  (Allegedly.)

** Fresh flowers can brighten up a whole entire room.

** A really nasty fart can clear a whole entire room.

** If you asked me how tired I am, I wouldn’t even have the energy to tell you.

** Despite what I might think, God does not give me more than I can handle.

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One Response to Things I’ve Learned This Week

  1. Justin says:

    First off, I apologize for my food photos.
    Secondly, I was enjoying an entire sleeve of thin mints, alone, in the dark, while watching TV, and then I read your comment about summer coming. Thanks. Now I have to go because I have to remove all the laundry from the treadmill and run on it.
    Justin- Writing Pad Dad
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