Things I’ve Learned This Week

** The words “health” and “care” go together like oil and water.

** I need a Fat Tuesday rain check.

** If you cough in an airport, people think you have the bubonic plague.

** The Fannie May candy store might just be the next best thing to Heaven.

** A hospital is no place for sick people.

** True colors shine brightest when tragedy strikes.

** I’m pretty sure that sleep trumps milk in the doin’ a body good department.

** The latest Carnival Cruise disaster is the 17, 998th reason why I will NEVER EVER go on a cruise.

** A teacher who’s lost her voice is as bad as a sword fighter who’s lost his sword.

** In addition to shitty toilet paper, life is way too short for would’ve, should’ve, could’ve.

** The Energizer Bunny can kiss my ass.

** Despite what I might think, God does not give me more than I can handle (and after this week, I guess I can handle A LOT.)




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3 Responses to Things I’ve Learned This Week

  1. Colleen says:

    This week I’ve learned that I’ve been so danged busy I can’t even remember what I’ve learned.

  2. miss donna says:

    girl – you came up on my twitter “who to follow list” and i couldn’t help but click with a name like @nuckingfutsmama!! and then to land on this initial post – pure. comedy! nice to meet you. this week i learned that bland meatloaf is better than dry meatloaf. that’s pretty much it.

    • nuckingfutsmama says:

      Welcome! So glad you found me & hope you are brave enough to come back for more of my nucking futty tales from the trenches of motherhood! 🙂

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