** Living next door to construction is like having an earthquake as your neighbor.
** I don’t know who’s more excited when there’s no homework — the kids or me.
** Danica Patrick “pole position” jokes are plentiful when my husband’s around.
** I’m not sure whether to feel flattered or offended that everybody seems to wanna poop when they come to my house.
** Stress is not a very pretty accessory.
** Apparently, the closets aren’t going to organize themselves.
** Elementary school open houses are the reason that Advil and wine exist.
** My son’s self-portrait may give me nightmares tonight.
** The media make it sound like the apocalypse is coming when a snow storm’s on the way.
** People drive like even bigger maniacs in school zones.
** Even the tiniest bit of good news can change your whole outlook on things.
** Despite what I might think, God does not give me more than I can handle.
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