** If it’s not written down, it most definitely WILL be forgotten.
** Every day should be Pajama Day.
** Apparently no Super Bowl ads are gonna be new when the Super Bowl actually airs. WTF?!
** Contrary to popular opinion, stupid is not sexy.
** The ass crack of dawn is something I don’t very much care to see.
** Cornbread makes everything better.
** It’s so sweet to be greeted with big, wet dog kisses in the morning. Until you realize they’re wet with TOILET WATER.
** I seem to be the only one who listens to the words that come out of my mouth around here.
** The older I get, the more I appreciate elastic waistbands.
** When you try to juggle too many balls in the air, one of ’em’s bound to smack you upside the head.
** All this cold weather is making hibernation seem like a really good idea.
** Not all things that go bump in the night are necessarily welcomed.
** Despite what I might think, God does not give me more than I can handle.
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