** Projectile t.v. = yes! Projectile vomit = not so much.
** I’d pretty much give my left arm for a nap.
** You know you married the right person when he’s willing to roll up his sleeves at 3 AM and help you clean up puke.
** Whoever said 40 was the new 30 was either full of shit or drunk.
** My washing machine has run a helluva lot more than I have the past few days.
** Dinner would be so much more enjoyable if someone else made it.
** A really good giggle can make a really bad day a little more bearable.
** Neither Ben Affleck nor Quentin Tarantino got a directing Oscar nod, which further proves the world is full of crazy.
** People just don’t seem to realize that I have no interest in playing “Farmville“. Ever.
** Thinking about summer camp in January is like buying a winter coat in July.
** Cabin fever has totally gotten the best of me.
** Despite what I might think (and believe me, I REALLY wondered this week), God does not give me more than I can handle.
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