** Much to my surprise, the New Year’s Day puker turned out to be neither my husband nor me, but rather, my daughter.
** There’s just never enough sleep to go around.
** An overnight getaway would be cheaper than taking three kids to the movies.
** My son’s decided to Gangnam Style his way throughout the day, all day, every day.
** We’re going to be hearing about Kim and Kanye’s damn bun in the oven for WAY longer than I care to hear about it.
** The bedtime process keeps getting longer and longer while my patience keeps getting thinner and thinner.
** Clearly, we can’t even GIVE our freaking guinea pig away.
** Everyone was right — “Downton Abbey” IS highly addictive. LOVE!
** My kids think “5 more minutes” really means “20 MILLION more minutes“.
** And unfortunately, “Because I said so” seems to have outrun its course.
** School starts in 68 hours and 40 minutes. Not that I’m keeping track or anything.
** Despite what I might think, God does not give me more than I can handle.
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