Things I’ve Learned This Week

** Much to my surprise, the New Year’s Day puker turned out to be neither my husband nor me, but rather, my daughter.

** There’s just never enough sleep to go around.

** An overnight getaway would be cheaper than taking three kids to the movies.

** My son’s decided to Gangnam Style his way throughout the day, all day, every day.

** We’re going to be hearing about Kim and Kanye’s damn bun in the oven for WAY longer than I care to hear about it.

** The bedtime process keeps getting longer and longer while my patience keeps getting thinner and thinner.

** Clearly, we can’t even GIVE our freaking guinea pig away.

** Everyone was right — “Downton AbbeyIS highly addictive.  LOVE!

** My kids think “5 more minutes” really means “20 MILLION more minutes“.

**  And unfortunately, “Because I said so” seems to have outrun its course.

** School starts in 68 hours and 40 minutes.  Not that I’m keeping track or anything.

** Despite what I might think, God does not give me more than I can handle.

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One Response to Things I’ve Learned This Week

  1. Great list ! Love the one about overnight getaway – so true. I really had to think about my list. It’s a great exercise.
    **if my mind has enough enthusiasm, my 50 plus body will still try and keep up**
    **I will never know why some people take my photograph, but secretly it pleases me**
    **the interior and exterior of my car will never be clean at the same time**
    **justifying that I’ve done my stint raising kids does not keep me from pining away for my granddaughter**

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