** The time change is making me think I’m late to everything. (O.k., so later than usual).
** My town has already put up its Christmas decorations. So we can now eat our Halloween candy under the mistletoe.
** After a thorough cleaning of my daughter’s room, turns out there isn’t a dead body in there after all.
** Sesame Street is probably partying like Bourbon Street as a result of the election.
** Pretending like you didn’t see the sign for the “15 Items or Less” lane is evidently a popular thing to do.
** Donald Trump really needs to be introduced to duct tape. For his big mouth.
** Winter might be ready for us, but I am soooooooo not ready for Winter.
** It literally makes my stomach sick to think about how much hatred is floating around this great country of ours.
** Throwing someone under your bus that is already on its way to crashing is so not cool.
** Bad wine is just a total waste of calories.
** Old “Seinfeld” reruns never fail to make me happy.
** Despite what I might think, God does not give me more than I can handle.
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