Things I’ve Learned This Week

** The time change is making me think I’m late to everything.  (O.k., so later than usual).

** My town has already put up its Christmas decorations.  So we can now eat our Halloween candy under the mistletoe.

** After a thorough cleaning of my daughter’s room, turns out there isn’t a dead body in there after all.

** Sesame Street is probably partying like Bourbon Street as a result of the election.

** Pretending like you didn’t see the sign for the “15 Items or Less” lane is evidently a popular thing to do.

** Donald Trump really needs to be introduced to duct tape.  For his big mouth.

** Winter might be ready for us, but I am soooooooo not ready for Winter.

** It literally makes my stomach sick to think about how much hatred is floating around this great country of ours.

** Throwing someone under your bus that is already on its way to crashing is so not cool.

** Bad wine is just a total waste of calories.

** Old “Seinfeld” reruns never fail to make me happy.

** Despite what I might think, God does not give me more than I can handle.




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5 Responses to Things I’ve Learned This Week

  1. Michele says:

    I love this week’s list. Thanks for the laughter!

  2. I seriously hope it’s not true hatred. Only venom born out of deep fear about the uncertainty of our economy, among other stressors. Everyone I know is incredibly stressed. Not that it excuses vitriol coming from their mouths.

  3. Aisha D. Bannarn says:

    1)Money CANNOT “BUY” you an election. 2)400 million dollars should be spent on charitable organizations especially now. 3)When people say my vote doesn’t matter, it won’t count, look at the outcome. 4)I LOVE MY STATE OF OHIO!!!

  4. I love reading what you’ve learned 🙂 I’ve learned that it IS possible to function on two hours sleep each night for a week. I’ve also learned that when you function on two hours sleep each night for a week, you only need one glass of wine to send you over the edge. And that saves you money 😀

    • nuckingfutsmama says:

      Two hours sleep? Yikes! I remember those days & they’re not fun. Hang in there, girl! Hope you catch some good zzz’s very soon! 🙂

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