Things I’ve Learned This Week

** Inadvertently headbutting the door with your forehead is not the best way to open it.

** When a fart rips through your yoga class, you can’t help but feel bad for the person who let it slip out.

** Glue guns and Google are two of the BEST inventions on the planet.

** My kids should have to pay labor costs for all the time I’ve put into making their Halloween costumes this year.

** Every day this week has seemed like Thursday.

** It’s once again time to brace ourselves for the inevitable whining that’ll come from yet another Taylor Swift breakup.

** I’ve managed to take tired and multiply it by infinity.

** People who call themselves “parenting experts” are really just “know-it-all’s“.

** Sandy is a super lame name for a hurricane.  Just sayin’.

** Evidently, Donald Trump REALLY wants to see Obama’s report cards.

**  Pole dancing means something entirely different and innocent to my daughter (and thank God for that!)

** If I don’t write it down, there’s no way in hell I’m gonna remember it.

** Despite what I might think, God does not give me more than I can handle.





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7 Responses to Things I’ve Learned This Week

  1. There really isn’t anything you can’t accomplish in life if you have Google and a hot glue gun.

  2. J. Scott Jones says:

    I’ve learned that the quickest way to make my son have a temper tantrum is to do the ‘Victor Cruz Salsa Dance’ in the living room after beating him at Wii bowling…LMAOOOOO!!!

    (Hey, he can’t win everytime, can he?)

  3. Jenny says:

    Apparently, the ladies who work at Lover’s Lane think I should stick to Party City….

    • nuckingfutsmama says:

      Ha! That is the funniest thing ever — you suburban mom, you! Little did she know that we go way, way back with Lover’s Lane…. 😉

  4. Marta says:

    I love google, but I’ve never owned a glue gun. You say its actually worth it? I’m not particularly crafty, what are you gluing?

    • nuckingfutsmama says:

      Oh, a glue gun is the bomb dot com!!! I’ve made 4 entire Halloween costumes with scissors & a glue gun! I don’t sew, so it’s a lifesaver for me! 🙂

  5. Haha LOVE this post! Totally with you on the parenting “experts” too 😀


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