Things I’ve Learned This Week

** My allergies are acting crazier than Dina Lohan lately.

** Sand in my toes = good.  Sand in my teeth = not so good.

** Processing a thought in this house is about as easy as watching a silent movie blindfolded.

** I hope to shake my ass even 10% as hard as Madonna does at the age of 54.

** Road construction is seriously taking over the world.

** When all else fails, my nine year old tech guy can get the job done.

** Finding an LBD that isn’t too prom-ish or too hoochey-ish is surprisingly quite the chore.

** It’s all fun and games till the dog bites your penis.

** Political ads make me throw up in my mouth a little bit.

** I really need to bring more long baths back into my program.

** That Honey Boo Boo Show is like a PSA to work out.  And to learn proper English.  And to not be an idiot.

** Whoever decided that football pants should be white should also be in charge of washing those friggin’ things!!!

** The very best sleep is always five minutes before your alarm goes off.

** Despite what I might think, God does not give me more than I can handle.




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3 Responses to Things I’ve Learned This Week

  1. Mike says:

    I sure hope the dog and the penis was one of the kids and not a game you and your husband were playing!!!

  2. Kat says:

    I would love to hear the dog biting a penis story! I bet it’s a good one, lol 🙂

  3. Sasha says:

    Soak white football pants in a smallish bucket filled with hot water and dishwasher detergent for as long as you can then wash normally. If they are really gross hose them off in your driveway/deck/sidewalk first with your sprayer on your hose on a strong setting. Easy….and your kid will bitch because he has the whitest and cleanest pants.

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