Things I’ve Learned This Week

** The silverware thief is at it again.

** It’s hard to have an adult conversation when you see your kid making armpit farts out of the corner of your eye.

** Crying over spilled milk is totally justified when it’s a mere millimeter from your laptop.

** If burping is the sign of a good meal, then snoring is surely the sign of a good massage.

** Scooping up elephant poo would be more fun than helping my daughter with her math homework.

** My iPod needs an ambush makeover.

** Although they make me feel older than dirt, I still like to watch the MTV VMA’s every year.

** Not even a celebrity can pull off a camel toe.

** It really doesn’t get any better than grilled corn on the cob.

** Goatdog is trying hard to rule the roost, so I guess that really does make him a cock.

** A day without laughing is like a cheeseburger without cheese.

** Back to School just wouldn’t be the same without a case of head lice in one or more classrooms.

** Despite what I might think, God does not give me more than I can handle.


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9 Responses to Things I’ve Learned This Week

  1. That card is hilarious! Also, yes to the whole VMA thing.

  2. StylinMom says:

    I learned this that no matter how much I try meals times are just going to be a filthy mess for a few more years…as I am seeing a whole piece of peanut butter laden bread drop to try freshly cleaned floor….yuck!!!

  3. April says:

    I agree 120% on the silverware!! I had two sets – 16 big and 16 small forks – then how in the *&^% do I only have 3 now?????????

  4. I’ve learned that adding vodka to meatloaf for flavor is not a good idea. Trust me on this.

  5. I can’t stop laughing about the camel toe. The other day, at the store, my husband was claiming blindness because he witnessed a terrible example of camel toe. I told him, “That’s what you get for looking.” Am I right, or am I right?

    Love the list!

  6. You’re a hoot! I love your blog and can’t wait to get to know you better. Plus you have probably the best Mom blog name ever!

    Heidi Ferrer

  7. Elizabeth says:

    How do you search for something on your blog?

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