Things I’ve Learned This Week

** Girls and drama go together like humidity and swass.

** Try as I may, I just don’t have the moves like Jagger.

** It’s best to look at the toilet seat before sitting down, at least in my house anyway.

** Clearly, my kids wait till I’ve just changed their sheets to pee the bed.

** Drinking cheap wine after having GOOD wine is like eating a sugar-free dessert.

** Stepping in gum is a great way to bring about homicidal feelings.

** Giving my kids a ten dollar bill for the concession stand is like giving a teenager a case of beer.

** Entirely too many people suck at parking.

** “Magic Mike” is calling my name.  Don’t judge me, people.

** You know you need to step up your game when the pregnant lady in boot camp is kicking your ass in sprints.

** Despite what I might think, God does not give me more than I can handle.


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4 Responses to Things I’ve Learned This Week

  1. I agree on the wine!

    I learned (ing) to keep my mouth shut until someone asks me for my opinion. This is hard. Very, very hard.

  2. Marta says:

    Girls and drama is something I have known for a very long time but keep hoping will turn out better!

  3. CV says:

    Today my daughter asked me to “get the spider”. So I proceeded to kill it. She yelled at me, “NO! Get a Tupperware bowl catch it and let it go free outside.”

    So what did I learn?

    She’s clearly not MY daughter.

  4. I totally agree about the wine…with one exception…it really does matter how much you’ve had before you switch to the cheap stuff!

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