** Nine year olds evidently need to be reminded not to stick jelly beans up their noses.
** It’s amazing how a closed bathroom door means nothing to my kids until they’re the ones behind it.
** I like road trips about as much as I like sharp slivers of glass in my eyes. (And in case you’re wondering, I don’t really like sharp slivers of glass in my eyes.)
** The dollar aisle at Target always ends up costing me WAY more than a dollar.
** When you find chewed up gum in the dog’s paw, it’s probably time to ban gum from the short people.
** Peacocks are seriously loud. And a little bit crazy.
** A cane-wielding woman with a mullet is pretty entertaining to watch. Especially when she’s mounting a Harley.
** An innocent backyard game of kickball can turn very ugly very quickly.
** All this together time is making us want to kill each other.
** Despite what I might think, God does not give me more than I can handle.
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