Things I’ve Learned This Week

** The self-checkout lanes at the grocery store are no place for morons.

** Wednesday evening was evidently “Be An Asshole” night at my house.  (I didn’t get the memo.)

** It’s impossible NOT to smile when you see a dog hanging out a car window, beard blowing in the breeze.

** My son claims to “love being inappropriate“, an awesome quality for his frat house someday.

** I really, really, really want a hammock for the backyard!!!!  (Hint, hint….)

** Wearing shoes in the house helps to avoid feeling all the dirt on the floor.

** Helping my daughter with her homework is like trying to feed a honey badger out of your hand.

** Some people just really love to hear themselves talk.

** Sadly, the Queen of Disco took her “last dance“.  RIP, Donna Summer.  🙁

** If you have to reheat your dinner more than twice, you might as well just eat the damn thing cold.

** Despite what I might think, God does not give me more than I can handle.


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7 Responses to Things I’ve Learned This Week

  1. CV says:

    Hammock…God’s gift to the lazy Summer Sunday! Even if the one who the hint is directed to doesn’t get the smack upside the head hint…buy one for yourself.

    As for what I’ve learned/observed this week…

    Always enjoy your posts!

  2. ChiTown Girl says:

    Your lists never cease to crack my ass up!!

    I bought myself the mother of all hammocks about 12 years ago. It’s huge (it’s supposed to be a two-person) and it’s were I spend the majority of my summer. 🙂

  3. Tara says:

    I HATE getting behind someone who clearly has NO clue how to use the self-checkout at a store. It makes me crazy…certifiably, climb the walls, poop my pants and rub it in my hair, ape-shit crazy. Luckily my old neighborhood grocery store got rid of them in a renovation and my new neighborhood grocery store (we just moved) doesn’t have them. I think grocery stores are realizing they aren’t as convenient as they thought they’d be. Maybe because the majority of the people who choose to use them most often are the idiots who have no clue how to use them?

  4. Oh no! I missed hearing about Donna Summer! I love her music. I didn’t realize she was only 63.

    I enjoy your lists every week. “) Funny and informative!

  5. Leigh Ann says:

    Word on the shoes in the house thing. I could never have a house that was all tile.

  6. You better not be eyeing mine! If the hammock goes missing, we’ll all know where to look… But you can camp out in it over here whenever you can sneak away.

  7. Jen says:

    And THAT is why I wear shoes in the house.

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