** Wednesday evening was evidently “Be An Asshole” night at my house. (I didn’t get the memo.)
** It’s impossible NOT to smile when you see a dog hanging out a car window, beard blowing in the breeze.
** My son claims to “love being inappropriate“, an awesome quality for his frat house someday.
** I really, really, really want a hammock for the backyard!!!! (Hint, hint….)
** Wearing shoes in the house helps to avoid feeling all the dirt on the floor.
** Helping my daughter with her homework is like trying to feed a honey badger out of your hand.
** Some people just really love to hear themselves talk.
** Sadly, the Queen of Disco took her “last dance“. RIP, Donna Summer. 🙁
** If you have to reheat your dinner more than twice, you might as well just eat the damn thing cold.
** Despite what I might think, God does not give me more than I can handle.
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