Things I’ve Learned This Week


** I like electricity.

** Mondays are like a zit on your chin that won’t go away.

** Politics are so freaking political.

** My kids could be drawing on their walls with Sharpies at bedtime, but as long as they stay in their rooms, I really wouldn’t care.

** Nothing makes you prouder than your son yelling from the outfield that he has to fart.

** Supervising a chain gang would be more fun than supervising homework.

** I’m “Mom Enough” to realize that I’m tired as hell and could really use a nap.

** It’s best to “file” art projects in the alley trash cans when your kids are at school.

** Automated phone systems are surely to blame for serial killers.

** Plastic Wrap really pisses me off.

** Goatdog will have healthy joints since he evidently ate my husband’s fish oil supplements.

** I learn more and more every day just how many people are full of shit.

** Despite what I might think, God does not give me more than I can handle.

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4 Responses to Things I’ve Learned This Week

  1. ChiTown Girl says:

    Oh my hell! Your DOG surely won’t be full of shit after eating that! I’d be keeping him outside until it ALL passes, since I’m not a big fan of cleaning up explosive doggy messes. :(

    I hope you have a spectacular Mother’s Day!!

  2. Jo says:

    I am so with you on plastic wrap !

  3. Scroogy says:

    I don’t need to get my kids a pet. I just need to trap a housefly in between the window glass and a screen. Done.

  4. Karen Moore says:

    I love your “What I’ve Learned” posts!!! You’ve inspired me to try and make my own list. This week I do know that I’ve learned … Not to panic when I find my washer full of water – just check to see if something you haven’t folded, on the dryer, isn’t under the lid! I really think we’d be good friends if we lived near each other … your humor is very much like mine. Yes, that’s a compliment!!!

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