A Peaceful Equation

Bedtime with my twinks continues to reach an all-time low around here.  Every flippin’ night I threaten to sell ’em off in a 2-for-1 special at a garage sale.  Cause seriously, why did I have to be the one to give birth to the sleepless wonder twins?  I say it’s high time I open up a can of ‘Serious As A Heart Attack‘ and take back my nightly mother effin’ me-time.  So, here’s the equation that I hereby propose:



Think it’ll work????



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5 Responses to A Peaceful Equation

  1. Brett Minor says:

    My mother was a big fan of NyQuil

  2. ChiTown Girl says:

    tee hee…I JUST posted the video of Samuel L. Jackson reading that classic bedtime story this morning. 🙂

  3. MrsJennyK says:

    Have the earplugs, have the book, have the duct tape… though I haven’t had the heart to use any of them. Except the book. I have read it to my twins. They’re not yet a year old, so I’m hoping we’re still in the you’re-too-young-to-understand-what-I’m-saying phase.

  4. Marta says:

    You never know if you don’t try!

  5. Duct tape – the magic solution to all of life’s problems 🙂 (sooooo tempting!)

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