Time Flies When You’re Nucking Futs!!!

It’s so hard to believe that this month celebrates THREE awesome years of writing my little Nucking Futs Mama blog.  This right here is my 642nd published post, y’all!  Holy crap, that’s a lot of rambling, isn’t it??!

And since there’s no red carpet roll-out or awards show ceremony to commemorate this monumental occasion (*snark*), I’d at least like to take this time to thank my loyal readers who’ve been on board since the beginning, as well as all my new readers for jumping on my crazy train along the way.  It really does mean so very much to me that you take time out of your busy day to read my wacky tales.

So, since I can’t personally kiss every single one of your asses, I’m instead showing my appreciation by picking one lucky winner to receive his or her very own Nucking Futs Mama t-shirt.  See how cool they are:

It comes in four different colors, and trust me, it’s way super fun to wear it to school functions and have people do a double-take while trying to nonchalantly read it.  They’ll be all like, “Does that say what I think it says??!!”  All you have to do to enter to win is leave a comment below — easy peasy!  You have until 8 PM EST this Thursday night to enter, and I’ll announce the winner on my Friday “Things I’ve Learned This Week” post.

So HAPPY ANNIVERSARY to me, and hats off to you for sticking with me, peeps!
xoxo  🙂


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24 Responses to Time Flies When You’re Nucking Futs!!!

  1. Beth Moran says:

    I gotta have one of these!!

  2. Shari says:

    Congrats on 3 years. That’s true dedication!!

  3. Shannon Rowe says:

    Happy Anniversary!!! I have to tell you that I, very quickly, scroll through many many posts to get to yours, because 99% of what you say, I can totally relate to, and well, I think your a kick in the pants for sure!!! To many more years of posts and laughter, thanks bunches, Shannon Rowe

  4. Jamie Reding says:

    Congratulations on your anniversary! We have really enjoyed all of your posts. It is nice to hear that we all have the same joys/problems/issues with parenthood! Love Goatdog!

  5. Laurie says:

    Follow you on twitter and now on facebook. I am a seasoned “nucking futs mama” of Identical TWIN girls! and one has blessed me with a now 3 year old grandson! Now she is the “nucking futs mama”! LOL Love reading all your stories and adventures! Keep keeping us laughing!! (@Lovey324)

  6. Ann Marie says:

    Happy # 3 ! Congrats! Love your posts! I will now celebrate by putting on my official Nucking Futs t-shirt 🙂

  7. Wendy Sousley says:

    I want one of your shirts!! I just recently started reading your blog and I LOVE It! Keep up the awesome ramblings!

  8. Congrats on 3 years of an awesome blog!
    I haven’t been here from the beginning, but the second I came across your blog and read a couple of posts I left a follower!
    Congrats again! 🙂

  9. Robbie says:

    I’m new but I want to win the damn t-shirt!

    I would love to SHOCK everyone at the school carnival!

    Seriously happy 3 years! Thanks for letting me climb aboard the crazy train 🙂

  10. APRIL says:

    Congratulations on 3 years!!
    Love reading!

  11. Katie says:

    Happy Anniversary!!! I love the t-shirt!!!

  12. Molly says:

    Congrats on 3 years!

  13. Joanne Steinberg says:

    Congrats on your milestone! I laugh out loud at almost every single blog of yours that I read — and am consistantly amazed at the similarites in what you write to what is going on in my life (sometimes it’s as if you’ve ganked my brain :))

    Looking forward to many more LOL moments!

  14. Gwen says:

    642 posts – motherfuck!!!! Thank u for always making me laugh and putting a smile on my face! From another demented mom… Proud of u!!!!

  15. Julie Barry says:

    Love your blog and really want that t-shirt!


  17. Johann says:

    Happy 3 years, NFM! To help make it easier for you, my t-shirt size is a large.

    Keep up the great work!

    P.S. The Super Bowl lead-in isn’t nearly as much fun this year without having you and @Hoo_dee_Hoo to watch on the Twitters, tooling across the country in your little Mercedes.

  18. AngryWorkingMom says:

    Awesome! happy 3rd Birthday!

  19. Deb Engel says:

    Happy 3 years! Your posts come straight from the recesses of my dark hole of a mind. I swear we could be long lost twins! I laugh at most of your posts and shake my head at the rest. I would be proud to wear your shirt and happier to watch the mother-in-law roll her eyes after she figured out what the hell it said.

  20. russ orr says:

    My mom was nuts…now cured…thanks to your ramblings…really she’s no dfferent…just realized she’s not alone… Thanks Fam, thanks.

  21. DrLori71 says:

    Congrats on 3 years!

  22. Joe says:

    I only discovered you about 3 months ago, but you’ve already changed my life! 🙂

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