Things I’ve Learned This Week

** Just hearing the word “lice” makes my head itch.

** A freight train accompanied by a brass marching band would be quieter than my children.

** Halloween decorations make me happy.

** Sun-baked dog poop is anything but easy to scoop.

** People actually eat fried Kool-aid without being paid to do so.  WTF?!

** Glitter glue should totally be illegal.

** Kid shoe shopping is much more productive when a cookie bribe is on the line.

** Skinny Cow ice cream sandwiches are best consumed in multiples.  Just sayin’.

** My son would rather sleep with a rock than a stuffed animal.

** I’m having a REALLY hard time biting my tongue over the absurdity involved with homework.

** My husband makes fun of me for watching “Jersey Shore” but is willing to sit through two whole hours of a Steve Bartman documentary.

** I’m ready for bed before my kids are anymore.

** We’ve lost one of the most incredible innovators of our time — RIP, Mr. Jobs.

** Despite what I might think, God does not give me more than I can handle.



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4 Responses to Things I’ve Learned This Week

  1. Here are a few nuggets of what I have learned this week:
    ~ HAVING head lice REALLY makes your head itch.
    ~ Having a shaved head b/c of head lice is only a novelty for like a day or two ::sigh::
    ~ Homework sure ain’t what it used to be! ::sigh::
    ~ I would do ANYTHING, yes, ANYTHING for a full nights sleep…make that many full nights sleep.

  2. Dolli says:

    If you think the word “lice” makes you itch, try combing them out of your kids hair! Yep that was me a week ago! Ick!

  3. What I learned this week was:

    -My kids found a new hiding spot for food they don’t want to eat (broccoli). In the dogs fur.
    -It costs lots of money to have a van steam cleaned and may not be worth it.
    -I can sleep on the very edge of the bed
    -Wine is good for your heart and possibly mental health

  4. There is no shame in watching Jersey Shore. You are in good company, my friend.

    I learned that no marriage should have to withstand Disney World and a broken sump pump in a 2 week period.

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