A (Very) Short Story By My Son

(This story must be prefaced with the fact that it was nothing short of a miracle to get my son to write anything in school at all.  His poor teacher had to practically hypnotize him to get any kind of writing topics to emerge from his little brain.  So yeah, this story’s about a giant turd, but hey, at least the kid wrote a story, right??!!)

Once upon a time, there was a giant turd that finally ran all around the town crashing into buildings and knocking them down and killing people.  And the only way to make him die was to flush him down the toilet.  And nobody knew how.

The mayor made a meeting at the church, and he called the army.  But it did no good.  He called the fire department.  But it did no good either.  The turd got angrier and angrier, and there was no way to stop him.

He was getting stronger and stronger and bigger and bigger, and someone asked if he would want a drink.  He said yes, and then he went to a toilet and was flushed down the toilet.  “Hooray!” everyone cheered with excitement.  “Hip hip hooray!  Hip hip hooray!  Hip hip hooray!”


(I’m so proud of my shit-tale writing son….)

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14 Responses to A (Very) Short Story By My Son

  1. Oh! That is hilarious! I LOVE finding stuff in my son’s backpack. It is all bloggy GOLD!!

  2. ang says:

    seriously kids never seem to stop amazing me its thank you for sharing

  3. Ann Marie says:

    Very clever! Looks like he’s on way to becoming The Blogger: Nucking Futs Son.

  4. SL22268 says:

    That. Is. Awesome.

    hahaha 😀

  5. Jenny says:

    It’s actually a bit refreshing after ALL the stories I have read about rainbows, butterflies and unicorns:)

  6. Ranty Mom says:

    O.M.G love this story…..adorable and funny and off-color all at once!

  7. Shelby says:

    love, love, love this story.

  8. Anne says:

    That is fantastic! That is creative writing at it’s best! Can’t wait to see what he writes in turd grade..oops I mean third grade!

  9. Vickie says:

    This Grandma would tape that lovely tale up on the fridge and slip the little darling a ten spot, too. (Sissy would get a ten spot also cuz grannies are just that way ya know).

  10. Jen says:

    Dude. Yes. Just…word.
    We need to get him together with my two turd-loving boys. 😉 We’ll be in town end of July!

  11. John says:

    Quite the story teller & sense of humor your little one has.

  12. Ally says:

    I’m catching up on days worth of blog posts and came across this one. Just laughed myself silly!

  13. Zee says:

    I just laughed so loud I woke Hubby up! Sheer genius 😉

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