Well, apparently, I never got the memo that announced the new meaning of a closed door to be, “COME ON IN!” I’m telling you what, every time I try to close a door for privacy, whether it be the bathroom, bedroom or even closet, somebody comes barging right in. Take yesterday, for example. My kids had a little friend over to play after school, and I thought I could run upstairs and take a super quick shower since I was still in my sweat-drenched workout clothes. The kids were playing Legos so nicely — why couldn’t I just jump in and jump out? I decided to lock the door just in case, but I really didn’t expect anyone to come looking for me. They were completely enthralled with the Legos, right? Well, who was I kidding? This is me we’re talking about! As soon as I got all lathered up, I heard little footsteps getting closer and closer. As I was about to shout not to come in, the bathroom door was whipped open, and there stood my son and his little friend and me in all my naked glory. Sweet, I can just hear it now when the little friend got home: “Daddy, I watched my friend’s mommy take a shower today.” Well, so much for that — lesson learned: no more showers during playdates, and get the damn lock fixed on the bathroom door!