Category Archives: mom trying to stay sane blog

Crazy Aaron Can Suck It

I’ve always been of the opinion that Play-Doh, Silly Putty, and all things gooey should be “outside” toys.  They just always seem to crumble into little bits all over the floor for someone’s feet to drag throughout the entire damn … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** A backyard campout for the kids is so much more fun when it’s in someone else’s backyard. ** Facebook should really be called “Bragbook“. ** If looks could kill, then the REALLY loud lady on her cell phone at my nail … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** It’s evidently mating season for a-holes. ** If I never go to the U.S. Post Office again, it’ll be too soon. ** Summer needs to just tap the brakes. ** Rip Van Winkle’s got nothing on my husband. ** … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** There’s no place like home.  (Even if it IS a giant wreck of a mess.) ** My kids actually DO sorta kinda miss me when I’m not around.  Who knew?! ** Someone needs to murder the smoke alarm in … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** June somehow pulled a giant disappearing act on us. ** The more laundry I have to fold, the more I dream about becoming a nudist family. ** Tim Howard is a modern-day Superman. ** Sleepovers involve pretty much everything … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** Mother Nature seems to have Chicago and San Francisco confused. ** Every time I go to CVS, the receipt is longer than the Great Wall of China. ** Some of us just aren’t cut out for high heels.  (Like … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** Cooking would be so much more enjoyable if someone did it for me. ** No matter the question, duct tape is ALWAYS the answer. ** I’m apparently a “lame” fort builder. ** There are so many hot World Cup soccer players … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** It takes a village.  To raise a husband. ** The world is way too incredibly full of itself. ** Surprisingly, it’s been 20 years since OJ got away with murder. ** The ONLY thing that should make a duck … Continue reading

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End of the School Year Madness

Maybe it’s just me, but the end of the school year always seems to bring with it a boatload of unwanted stress.  Finding a “place” for all the papers that are sent home, trying not to drown in the flood … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** The end-of-the-school-year craziness must surely subtract five years off a mom’s life. ** I am sooooooooo done with the packing of the lunches. ** Stressed-out is not one of my finer looks. ** Gossip spreads WAY faster than actual … Continue reading

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