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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** I’m not sure what scares me more — Ebola or the thought of having to use the toilet in my kids’ bathroom. ** The best hair days always happen when you have absolutely NOWHERE to go. ** Canker sores … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** I am totally addicted to selling crap on virtual garage sale sites. ** Finding a CLEAN gas station bathroom is like finding a unicorn. ** Carpool duty should be immediately followed by wine. ** Eating with a jock cup … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** My mind thinks I’m 21, but my body, not so much. ** There’s no such thing as tiptoeing back into reality after vacation. ** George Clooney apparently got tired of waiting for me. ** The sink in my kids’ … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** My house is a revolving door of loud, screeching short people.  (And I kind of love it.) ** Wearing a dress AND a bra all in one day is quite an accomplishment. ** Apparently, finding a random object like a screwdriver … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** “Take a nap” keeps getting bumped off my to-do list for some reason. ** My family is an all-you-can-eat buffet for the multiplying mosquitoes in our neighborhood. ** If my kids had horns (and I’m not quite sure that … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** A three-day weekend is directly followed by an entire week of not knowing what the hell day it is. ** The shortest weeks often seem like the longest. ** Jimmy Hoffa may very well be hiding in my out-of-control … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** The first day of school is a blessing like no other. ** Homework’s about to unleash its evil wrath upon us very, very soon. ** I’d be much better equipped to run this three-ring circus if I had a whip. … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** I’ve seen no less than 14,789 people dump ice over their heads throughout the past few days. ** Being the adult is often times way harder than being the kid. ** It may very well STILL be forgotten even … Continue reading

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The Banana Boat Ride

As a parent, I’ve often found myself doing things that I wouldn’t dream of doing on my own free will —  cleaning poop off a wall, catching puke with my bare hands, dining at a germ-infested Chuck E. Cheese.  But … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** Sometimes when I look at my Facebook feed, it seems that half the people have up and joined a damn cult. ** Arriving by boat is pretty freaking awesome. ** It’s exhausting being the 24 hour entertainment director. ** … Continue reading

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