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** A splinter in your bra does not make for happy boobs. ** The inventor of summer camp deserves the Nobel Peace Prize. ** There’s a reason for that whole “dog chewing the slippers” stereotype. Just ask my Uggs. ** … Continue reading
I realize that I’ve pretty much done nothing but moan and groan over the past two weeks with the hubby being out of town for so frickin’ long. Can I help it, though, if my fairy godmother decided to go … Continue reading
I gotta tell ya that it was pretty darned nice to have a small little break from the demon dog over this past weekend. Luckily, our neighbors are always more than willing to have him stay with them when we … Continue reading
For our family road trips to be uneventful, it would take nothing less than a damn miracle on earth. Seriously, put the Nucking Futs Family in a car, and you’ve got yourself some serious drama on wheels. And I guaran-frickin’-tee … Continue reading
My husband says I’m a marketer’s dream. (Guess it’s a good thing I married someone in advertising then, huh?) I’m a total impulse buyer and can be so easily swayed by the so-called “promises” of a product. Perhaps that’s why … Continue reading
** Summer break is the equivalent of a homefront civil war. ** August is a REALLY long way away. ** Babysitters make everything better. ** If I had a penis, it would be a “ginormous” one, according to my son … Continue reading
Yesterday was a day when I needed much more than just an IV of caffeine. Hell, what I needed was more like a damn IV of margaritas! Cause yesterday? Well, yesterday was pretty freaking sucky. Any time that sandy poo … Continue reading
Have u met my family room sofa? You know, that one whose piping is poking out the edges, whose cushions are covered with water stains and whose edges are all frayed along the skirt? Yes, I’m talking about the one … Continue reading