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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** I might be a bit biased, but I’m pretty sure if I was in sixth grade, I’d wanna be friends with my kids. ** Apparently the floor is the best place to hang coats and towels. ** Garage sales … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** There’s nothing like having your kids barge into your bathroom and present you with a Valentine while you’re standing there buck naked. ** I’d be better off shaving my legs with a chain saw than a brand new Lady … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** If I’m in the woods today, I need to avoid men wearing hockey masks. ** Listening to an eleven year old sing in the shower is nothing short of AWESOME. ** A kid kicking the back of your seat … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** I am an extremely underpaid entertainment coordinator. ** Nobody wins when Mama oversleeps on a school day. ** You really can’t watch the┬áMagic Mike XXL trailer too many times. ** The quickest way for me to fall asleep is … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** Daytime t.v. brings with it some seriously disturbing commercials. ** My kids are probably hungry all the time because most of their food ends up on the floor rather than in their mouths. ** If you have measles, you … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** Short weeks make you feel like every day is Friday. ** They also make you angry to find out that every day is not, in fact, Friday. ** I’ve totally forgotten what the sun even looks like. ** Apparently … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** It’s hard to play Dr. Kevorkian, even to a Beta fish who’s dying a very slow death. ** Helping with Spanish homework when you don’t speak a lick of Spanish is like trying to cook a gourmet meal when … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** I’m not buying whatever Mother Nature is selling. ** My transformation from human to crocodile is nearly complete, thanks to all the dry heat in my house. ** Suddenly a Snuggie doesn’t seem like such a dumb idea. ** … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** ‘Tis the season to feel like a walking ATM. ** If you’re a fan of torturing yourself, I highly recommend going to the mall two weekends before Christmas. ** We need to bring nap time back (for me, not … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** If my kids overflow one more toilet around here, they’re getting an outhouse for Christmas. ** I could really use an elf. ** Getting Christmas cards in the mail is so much better than getting bills in the mail. … Continue reading

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